You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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