But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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