Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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