stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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