She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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