Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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