i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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