Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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