There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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