Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This baby is an asshole
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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