at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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