i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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