scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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