So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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