susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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