Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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