My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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