Whod you bang
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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