she told me i tasted like america
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Randomize
