I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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