ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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