i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
