I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
