? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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