what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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