I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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