Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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