Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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