But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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