Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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