it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
