Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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