i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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