just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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