You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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