Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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