ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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