I'm lost and stupid without you.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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