sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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