I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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