hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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