Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
