No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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