I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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