I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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