he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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