I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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