how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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