I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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