i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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