yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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