i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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