if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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