if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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