Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
40s are totally the cure
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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